Mr. Britannia contest # 3

Another 'feat' was to find six pieces of candy in a trough of spaghetti and fish. Seeing as how I am 'weird' and eat salmon often, I was fine with it. But what was funny was how I approached the quandary. I rarely know what is going on or what to do, but I looked down at the spaghetti as they were counting down and the thought came into my mind 'remove it!' So I did - I picked up a huge thing of spaghetti, held it in my mouth, tried to make sure there were no candies in what I had and then let it pour out over the stage. This is an 'indexed' group of photos from a movie of this - Andrea Rowbottom who was filming let out a 'OHH! GROSS! OHH, That is SO wrong!'



A blurry photo, but yet again, I had no idea what to do. Steph threw all of this trash out on to the stage and then Dave told us to make outfits. I looked and looked and didn't know what to do, but figured 'oh...I can fit this trash bag on....okay, then I just started adding things, and 'tried' to make a paper hat, but couldn't as is obvious...it's funny how pride works. I never set out to 'win' the contest, but it was with each individual 'feat' that I wanted to 'pass' and move forward; not necessarily win it. (No one believes me on that one, but it's true.)

So literally about 1.5 minutes before our time was up the thought came into my mind that this would be a uniform. When they handed me the mic I said 'Ladies....I know how much you love a man in uniform. (screams) Well I am Voltan from the planet Hipicus. I also know how much you are attracted to power (laughs), so as you can see by my uniform, I am a general.' SOOOO FUNNY!!!